1. don't fall asleep directly after showering. i cannot stress this enough. 2. if you fail to follow rule 1, carry a headband with you at all times. 3. find a flower arrangement and stealthily steal a bloom. stick it in the headband. 4. layer on as many loud colors and pieces as possible so your bedhead looks like part of your "disheveled" look.
i'm off to california in a couple of hours, so merry christmas, happy hannukah, and joyous festivus! no one celebrates kwanzaa, let's be real.